ostracizedpoodle:

No

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

• HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
• GO FAST
• NEVER USE BRAKES

“And every year on this day of days, we recommit ourselves to our city, and to our prophet, Father Comstock. We recommit through sacrifice, and the giving of thanks, and by submerging ourselves in the sweet waters of baptism.”

sammysdimples:

This makes me sad.

calicojill:

How I play Mass Effect.

kiwibutt:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

total cutie

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

• old sport
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