nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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claphne:

u know it’s a good day when even ur bad angle works for you

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

d0nn0:

'Im gonna need to see some ID sir'

opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

helioscentrifuge:

(x)

CR1TIKAL STARES DEATH IN THE FACE

ridge:

me as a parent 

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

mstrkrftz:

Skåla Hike, Norway by cole rise

suctioning:

this-bi-guy:

After he nutt:

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delete this

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

this was the best week in C&H history