bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

the-ass-hat:

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

the more time passes the funnier this gets

thatbrummielass:

The cruellest thing I’ve ever witnessed on Bake Off. Bloody Diana!

breezeeblock:

So desperately want.

breezeeblock:

So desperately want.

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

thoracs:

Don’t send nudes

SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!

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twitterthecomic:

"Look, son! I built a time machine!"
Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan.
*dad pulls a gun*
"Get in the fucking time machine."— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf) May 10, 2013

twitterthecomic:

vinegod:

When you don’t buy a drink at a lemonade stand by David Lopez

punkedited:

Donald Trump

punkedited:

Donald Trump

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend